Watched Resident: Evil Afterlife 3D yesterday. It sucks in each of those dimensions, which was expected, but I am still bitter. My affection for the first movie keeps propelling me into each successive disaster with the naive optimism of a retarded baby unicorn. This is what it looks like:

Optimistic Retard Baby Unicorn looks a lot like Optimistic Redneck Baby Unicorn, but their sentiments are remarkably similar.
I’m getting tired of this asshole, if only because it gets me to watch terrible movies for reasons other than my own equally terrible taste.
you are SUCH A GOOD WRITER!
Thank you, mystery guest!
Vie LOVES this. True facts.
I just figured out that I could reply to comments in WP. Finally, a triumph of the public school educational system.
Alice: Wait!
Albert Wesker: Any last words?
Alice: Thank you.
Albert Wesker: For killing you?
Alice: No. For making me human again.
– IMDb Quotes: Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010)
I think I will have see it anyway. Total sicker for bad movies.
Oh no, it’s worth seeing, but it’s just an unmitigated disaster. I’m going to watch whatever monstrosity follows this installment, too, because I CANNOT STOP.